….my own horn.
None of you will forget where you were when you first read this note – when you first realized that yours truly finished an incredible 11 and 3 against the point spread in week 3 of NFL action (with the other 2 games being a push).
For me it truly is no big deal – just another day at the office, however for you, a visitor to Milton’s greatest website, it presents a wonderful opportunity…
Between my football smarts and your dashing good looks, you can truly impress your friends and co-workers by passing off my incredibly accurate picks as your own. Just check in on Milton’s #1 website, www.miltonsearch.com, every Wednesday or Thursday to read the most accurate picks around for the upcoming weekend games.
The Pigskin Prognosticator successfully called the Bengals to beat the spread on the road at Seattle
For those of you relatively unfamiliar with the world of betting against the spread, it is fairly normal for even the experts to be lucky to finish with a 50/50 record – check any sports column and see their record against the spread or cumulatively thus far for the season and you’ll see just that. Meanwhile, I am just coming into my zone – as it always takes the first 3 or 4 weeks to analyze all the teams; to separate the contenders from the pretenders; to determine what games were a fluke, etc, etc. As confident as I am in my selections, there are still a few question marks out there for me which will be answered over the next few weeks. At that point, I’ll be unstoppable.
I cannot condone gambling, nor would the good people at MiltonSearch.com, however, if one were to parlay my high-percentage picks into a wager of some sort, the return could be, like me, most handsome. I must stress – gambling can be an addiction and should not be done if you are weak of mind or if you are a minor – however let me tell you – when I bet the house on my week 3 picks I am now able to live the life of Donald Trump for the next year or two (minus the bad rug).
Either way, you can enjoy my picks for simply impressing others or for other reasons, but regardless of how you apply my knowledge you can at least be confident in my predictions. You can also thank MiltonSearch.com for pursuing me and landing my contract for this season – be sure to take advantage of this free wisdom before I retire and jet off to some snobby place like Milan or Baja.
May all your first downs be in the red zone,
– MPP (Milton Pigskin Prognosticator)
The Milton Pigskin Prognosticator is a weekly contributor to MiltonSearch.com. His NFL picks can be read on Fridays every week from now until Super Bowl Sunday. Submit your predictions vs. the spread and see how well you stack up!
good job on 11-3 ATS. Let me know what you think about my Bears Theory. I think that the Titans will remain a value for the next few week, constantly underrated by the oddsmakers and betting public. Jax looks like a team that will get on a big roll and cover lots of games this year too.
That’s why you’re on the payroll, Pigskin Prognosticator, and that’s why we pay you the big bucks. Here at MiltonSearch.com, we only go after the best!
Seriously though, good job last week, but this week should be more difficult… let’s see if you can continue your hot streak….