Archive for September, 2007

NFL Week 4 according to the Milton Pigskin Prognosticator

Sunday, September 30th, 2007

Rex Grossman is relegated to backup QB this week

Rex Grossman rides the pines this week as the Bears take on the Lions

Oakland at Miami (-4)
Dolphin LB Joey Porter has boldly guaranteed a win for this week, I just wish he’d guaranteed covering the spread as well – then I could hold him accountable for my pick. However Porter’s prediction does not seem like a wise investment – the winless Fish will be playing a Raider team coming off a big win last week, with QB Duante Culpepper making his second start for the Raiders and definitely motivated to feed it to his old team.
Raiders

Houston (-3) at Atlanta
Texan’s QB Matt Schaub is looking forward to his first game back where he played last year – and brings in a much-improved 2-1 Houston team. The woes continue for Atlanta, and this weekend will be no different!
Texans

Baltimore (-4.5) at Cleveland
The Ravens beat the Browns in both of their meetings last year and they should have no problem racking up the points against the weak Brown defence in this one. Furthermore the Browns will be facing their toughest pass defence yet – so look for their QB to struggle.
Ravens

Chicago (-3) at Detroit
The Bears’ benching of QB-monstrosity Rex Grossman is the best play they’ve run all season. Furthermore, their back-up Brian Griese showed during his last starting role stint with Tampa Bay that he’s matured into a QB that controls the ball and avoids costly turnovers, while Grossman would throw INT after INT. If Griese plays safe and lets his defence provide the offence with great field position than the Bears will win by at least a TD. The Bears beat Detroit both times last year by 27 points and 5 points.
Bears

Green Bay (-1.5) at Minnesota
Packer QB Brett Favre is 5-10 lifetime playing in Minnesota and Minnesota is 1-2 this season thanks to losing each of the last two games by just a field goal – but both of those games on the road. The dominant Viking defence, who have 11 sacks in the first 3 weeks, will help get the Vikings back on track this weekend.
Vikings

St. Louis at Dallas (-13)
Thus far, the Rams have lost all 3 of their games by an average of 12 points per game, while Dallas has won all 3 of their games by an average of 17 points per game. Factor in that this is by far the best team St. Louis has faced this season and the fact it’s a home game for the Cowboys and you have yourself the recipe for a nasty spanking!
Cowboys

N.Y. Jets (-3.5) at Buffalo
These teams split their series last season – the big difference this season is simply that the Bills are 100% worse than last year. Sure it would be great for people stuck living in Buffalo to have one good reason to live – but the result of this Sunday’s game will not provide that answer. The Jets only have one win this season, but their two loses are to teams that finished with 12-4 and 13-3 records last year.
J-E-T-S

Tampa Bay at Carolina (-3)
This game pits the top two teams in the NFC South, with Carolina yet to face a defence the likes of the Bucs – which has been solid this season. Factor in that Panther QB Delhomme will miss this game with a bad elbow and be replaced by lack-lustre David Carr who has yet to start for his new team and you’ve got Tampa Bay more likely to win than just simply beat the spread.
Buccaneers

Seattle (-2) at San Francisco
San Francisco swept this series last season, and they’re a better team this season, yet to get into their full stride – but definitely ready to make a mends for their poor turn-out last week in Pittsburgh. Seattle has underperformed so far this year, so playing away from home against a team that swept them last season should keep this game tight.
Niners

Pittsburgh (-6) at Arizona
Pittsburgh has had convincing wins in their first 3 games, however this will be the best team they’ve played so far this year. Arizona is still likely to make a name for themselves this year, and have had three VERY close games this year, with each game decided by just 3 points. Watch for the Steelers to slip in the fourth quarter – they’re used to only having to play 3 quarters and coast through the last one so far this season.
Cardinals

Kansas City at San Diego (-12)
This game is just what the doctor ordered for the Chargers afer starting 1-2 versus three strong teams, however their offence has struggled – especially their running game the past two games, so don’t expect them to win by more than a TD. KC will enter this game with more confidence after getting their first win last week against a tough Viking defence.
Chiefs

Denver at Indianapolis (-9.5)
The Colts are in Super Bowl form again this season with a 3-0 start, averaging over 30 points per game - oh, and did I mention this week’s game is at the RCA Dome?. Denver has been sloppy and had to squeak out their two wins against two horrible teams (Bills and Raiders) – as a result they won’t be able to contend in this match.
Colts

Philadelphia (-2.5) at N.Y. Giants
Who will show up to this game – the two teams that started the season 0-2 or the two teams that bounced back with strong wins last week? You’ve got to like the Eagles, they’ve got more strength on both sides of the ball, with 56 points scored last week and the Philly D racking up NINE sacks last week.
Eagles

New England (-7.5) at Cincinnati
Are you ready for a shoot-out, this has all the makings of a high scoring game – with these two QB’s ranked 1st and 2nd in the league for TD passes and for passing yards in the AFC. QB Tom Brady will feast on the Bengals 31st ranked pass defence while the other star QB in this game, Palmer, will have it a bit tougher with more focus on defending him with RB Rudi Johnson out of this game.
Patriots

Survivor
(Pick one team to win outright each week, the goal to put together the longest streak of consecutive winning picks, while not able to pick any given team more than once during the season.)

I’m a survivor and taking Dallas over St.Louis should guarantee that this will continue – as these two teams are going in two completely different directions – with the Cowboys obviously on the right road while the Rams are lost on some back road.

Here’s a summary of my correct picks in the first three weeks:
Week 1 - Denver over Buffalo
Week 2 – Pittsburgh over Buffalo
Week 3 – Carolina over Atlanta

Now Milton, what do you think?

Milton Fall Fair: Thanks for the coupons!

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Milton Fall Fair carousel

Another Fall Fair in the books!

What a day my family and I had at the 2007 Milton Fall Fair on Sunday afternoon. I have a young family - my son Brody is 4 and-a-half, and my daughter Ruby is one and-a-half. These are busy times around my household, but we made sure to clear at least one day out this past weekend for our annual pilgrimage to one of Milton’s signature events, the Fall Fair.

Unlike fairs or exhibitions in larger cities, we calmly drove across town, found parking within five minutes of the fair grounds, and leisurely strolled on in. No lineups. No fuss, no muss.

We did the usual tour of the horses, cows, goats, llamas and sheep in the barns, before noticing that our favourite event, the demoliton derby, was set to begin. We ran and grabbed the bottom row of a set of bleachers and watched as umpteen cars were eliminated from the noisy competition in a cloud of dust, dirt, stones and twisted metal. An axle and wheel even became dislodged at one point, causing the red flags to come out and the derby to be halted momentarily.

I was particularly astounded at the bravery of the derby officials, perched perilously close to the action, balancing on top of the concrete barriers surrounding the ‘arena’. No helmets, goggles, gloves or protective gear of any kind. They just dodged flying stones and dirt while signalling to the drivers when necessary with their flags…. (I won’t be signing up for that job anytime soon).

After that, it was off to the food area for some good ‘ol Fair fare…. French fries doused with salt and vinegar, please.

We decided (ok, Brody decided) it was time to hit the rides. I wandered over to the ticket booth to decide how many coupons to buy when a man walked up to me.

“Here - take these” he said, handing me a huge sheet of at least 20-25 coupons. “We’re leaving - we don’t need them.”

Before I could compute what just happened, he was gone. I had no time to offer him some money for them, and he was gone so quick, I even think my ‘thank you’ fell on deaf ears.

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank him (I’m sure he will know who I’m referring to) for his generosity. Our kids enjoyed the rides, slides and bouncy castles for the rest of the afternoon, as we happily used up almost all of the coupons. Again, from myself and my family, I just want to say thanks. These are the kinds of things that make living in Milton worth it. Yes, there are always a few bad apples anywhere, but overall, this is the kind of thing you expect from Miltonians and why we love living here. The quality of the people combined with well-organized and well-run events such as the Fall Fair make living in Milton second-to-none.

From there, we began the trek towards the exits as the sun began it’s descent toward the horizon, stopping to talk to an old friend and take a few pictures with a huge pumpkin left sitting under one of the tents along the way (Linus would have been thrilled!).

Exhausted, but fulfilled, we all headed home. Brody and Ruby went right to sleep, making things easy for Mom and Dad. And again, we have the generous person who left us their midway coupons to thank.

In case you’re interested, my family pictures from our day at the Milton Fall Fair can be seen in the MiltonSearch.com photo gallery here. Enjoy.

Dave Brown,
Owner, MiltonSearch.com

Do we need more Regional Councillors?

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Does Halton need more councillors?

The following post is by Mike Cluett. Please visit Mike Cluett’s Milton blog site here:

In a recent decision by Halton Regional Council, they are going to review the number of councillors. Normally I would be opposed to something like this but I am interested in what is going to be discussed in this review.

You would have to be living under a rock to not know how fast Milton is growing. If you take a look at the existing structure you will see a drastic imbalance in the representation. Maybe a few years ago, it was fine because of the population distribution but right now, and in the coming years, Milton is out numbered.

So … when do we increase? When the growth is finished or do we make gradual changes as the population changes? Its a tough call…

To continue reading this column, go to Mike Cluett’s Milton Blog.

Excuse me while I toot…

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

….my own horn.

None of you will forget where you were when you first read this note – when you first realized that yours truly finished an incredible 11 and 3 against the point spread in week 3 of NFL action (with the other 2 games being a push).

For me it truly is no big deal – just another day at the office, however for you, a visitor to Milton’s greatest website, it presents a wonderful opportunity…

Between my football smarts and your dashing good looks, you can truly impress your friends and co-workers by passing off my incredibly accurate picks as your own. Just check in on Milton’s #1 website, www.miltonsearch.com, every Wednesday or Thursday to read the most accurate picks around for the upcoming weekend games.

Cincinnati vs. Seattle
The Pigskin Prognosticator successfully called the Bengals to beat the spread on the road at Seattle

For those of you relatively unfamiliar with the world of betting against the spread, it is fairly normal for even the experts to be lucky to finish with a 50/50 record – check any sports column and see their record against the spread or cumulatively thus far for the season and you’ll see just that. Meanwhile, I am just coming into my zone – as it always takes the first 3 or 4 weeks to analyze all the teams; to separate the contenders from the pretenders; to determine what games were a fluke, etc, etc. As confident as I am in my selections, there are still a few question marks out there for me which will be answered over the next few weeks. At that point, I’ll be unstoppable.

I cannot condone gambling, nor would the good people at MiltonSearch.com, however, if one were to parlay my high-percentage picks into a wager of some sort, the return could be, like me, most handsome. I must stress – gambling can be an addiction and should not be done if you are weak of mind or if you are a minor – however let me tell you – when I bet the house on my week 3 picks I am now able to live the life of Donald Trump for the next year or two (minus the bad rug).

Either way, you can enjoy my picks for simply impressing others or for other reasons, but regardless of how you apply my knowledge you can at least be confident in my predictions. You can also thank MiltonSearch.com for pursuing me and landing my contract for this season – be sure to take advantage of this free wisdom before I retire and jet off to some snobby place like Milan or Baja.

May all your first downs be in the red zone,

– MPP (Milton Pigskin Prognosticator)

The Milton Pigskin Prognosticator is a weekly contributor to MiltonSearch.com. His NFL picks can be read on Fridays every week from now until Super Bowl Sunday. Submit your predictions vs. the spread and see how well you stack up!

Community Road Watch

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

drive safe around milton schools

The following post is by Mike Cluett. Please visit Mike Cluett’s Milton blog site here:

With the new school term beginning and the almost in-sync complaints about peoples’ “bad driving” running rampant throughout the town, a recent article by Halton Region Chair Gary Carr mentioning a community-operated program that gives residents the opportunity to report aggressive and unsafe drivers through a Citizen Report Form to police is quite timely.

Many people I spoke with during the last municipal campaign talked very passionately about road safety. In fact it was one of the core parts of my campaign. Unlike some other candidates, I ran on issues that were important to Miltonians and had a plan of action for each. For every resident I talked to, I always brought up this organization as the ones to contact and find out more information. Road safety is very important - even more now that we have our kids walking through the streets to the bus stops and along the sidewalks to school….

To continue reading this column, go to Mike Cluett’s Milton Blog.

Milton Fall Fair this weekend!

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

The Milton Fall Fair

Autumn is officially here: The 2007 edition of the Milton Fall Fair arrives!

The following post is by Mike Cluett. Please visit Mike Cluett’s Milton blog site here:

Its that time of year folks. The world famous Milton Fall Fair is upon us and this year, as every year, looks to top them all…

Check out more information at the official site of the Milton Fall Fair

Further details such as the list of events and times as well as admission prices are also available on MiltonSearch.com in our Community Calendar.

Fall TV Preview: Day-by-day

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

ABC's pushing daisies

ABC’s ‘Pushing Daisies’ - a kind of contemporary fairy tale about a meek, mild-mannered baker (Lee Pace) who can bring back the dead … for 60 seconds.

Monday

Last season, Mondays were a nightmare for me — but in a good way. Prison Break, 24, Heroes, Doctor Who … and, for a while there, The Class, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and Smith. So much to watch, so little time. Only by time-shifting to the occasional West Coast feeds was I able to cram in an hour or so to eat, take a bathroom break and reacquaint with the spouse and the cats.

This year, at least initially, should be a simpler matter. Heroes will remain the tentpole of my evening — that disappointing first-season finale notwithstanding. The show’s sophomore season promises to take us around the world (including Canada), introducing a new villain that will make Sylar (Zachary Quinto) look like Pee-Wee Herman. Then next spring, there’s the six-part spinoff series, Heroes: Origins, to look forward to.

Heroes now anchors a potentially formidable genre block on NBC, bookended by two new hours designed to appeal to both ends of a wide demographic. At 8, it’s Chuck, the adventures of a slacker computer geek (Zachary Levi) who accidentally gets uploaded with every government secret on the planet. Which makes him a valuable intelligence asset to the likes of genre hero Adam Baldwin.

The post-Heroes slot is a tad more problematic: The phenomenal In Journeyman, Scottish actor Kevin McKidd, a.k.a. Lucius Vorenus of Rome, anchors and elevates what might otherwise be considered a slightly more serious spin on Quantum Leap, playing an American journalist who suddenly finds himself jumping back into the past to prevent tragedies and catastrophes.

It’s a great show, too, but its dark and dense mythology — there’s a time-travelling dead wife, among other complications — might scare off an understandably gun-shy audience. Still, it couldn’t be in better company.

I’ve always been grateful to Prison Break for getting itself out of the way early in the evening, and judging by the two-episode season premiere starting tonight I’ve seen, the returning Fox series has succeeded where no one (no critics, anyway) ever thought it could. Going into its third season, it is as fresh and as fun and as thrilling (and the title as appropriate as ever).

I wish the same could be said of 24, which will return in early 2008. But we all know what a disaster last season was, and the Fox series is going to have to work to earn back our trust in its seventh season. Casting Colm Feore as the husband to the new female president is a step in the right direction.

But I figure I’m still going to stick with Heroes at 9. Which will mean missing out on another really good new Monday-night hour from Fox, K-Ville, starring Anthony Anderson as a cop in post-Katrina New Orleans.

There are two new Monday-night sitcoms I’d also like to champion: CBS has very neatly tucked a good one in between returning hits How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men, the unfortunately-titled The Big Bang Theory, with Roseanne’s Johnny Galecki and hilariously gawky new find Jim Parsons as socially inept young geniuses.

ABC is holding off until mid-October to unveil its new Christina Applegate vehicle, Samantha Who?, a show I was prepared to hate, but fell in love with instead, with Applegate as an amnesiac party princess trying to remake herself, and the fabulous Jean Smart as her booze-confused mom.

Canadian content

CBC launches its new season Oct. 1 with the second season of Dragon’s Den at 8, followed by the second season of Intelligence at 9, which has moved out of the way of House to be put in direct competition with Heroes. On Sept. 24, CTV’s vastly popular Corner Gas returns for a fifth season: But note the time change. It will air at 9:30 following Dancing With the Stars. Citytv has three full hours of scripted Canadian drama starting at 8 with vampire saga Blood Ties. TVO offers the live news show Agenda With Steve Paikin weeknights at 8. A-Channel has new episodes of Monk starting Sept. 24.

Tuesday

Let’s start this night with a warning of what not to watch: Avoid at all costs ABC’s back-to-back sitcoms, Caveman and Carpoolers.

Caveman, about three cavemen living in San Diego, is not quite as bad as you would expect it to be — which still leaves a lot of room for awful. And although it’s still being tweaked the showmakers are still tweaking it a bit, how good can a contemporary caveman comedy based on a series of insurance commercials ever really get?

The less said about Carpoolers, the better, particularly since its producer/creator is former Kid in the Hall Bruce McCulloch, who really should know better.

Fortunately, CTV’s alternate schedule at 8 p.m. allows us to watch ABC’s best new show of the season, Pushing Daisies, one night early at 8. in this exact same 8 o’clock slot. I don’t think it’ll last long, so catch it while you can.

CTV is also giving you an early shot at Gossip Girl, an even more upscale O.C. for the blog-and-texting generation, running it at 7, one night and one hour earlier than its originating network, The CW.

In terms of new stuff, the family fight over the remote will likely occur at 9 with the choice between The CW’s Buffy-esque monster comedy Reaper (also on Citytv), and the CBC’s sexed-up Henry VIII, as personified by ex-Elvis John Rhys Meyers in The Tudors.

That is, unless there’s a House fan in the house.

That leaves CBS’s Cane (also on Global), a compelling, Cuban-accented Dynasty/Dallas drama about generational rifts in the sugar cane/rum trade, starring Jimmy Smits, Hector Elizondo and, oddly enough, Polly Walker from Rome. With only Boston Legal and Law & Order: SVU to compete with at 10, it’s a particularly welcome breath of fresh air.

Canadian content

Weeknights at 7 p.m. on the Discovery Channel, Daily Planet provides some quality Canadian fare. Made in Toronto, ReGenesis offers top-flight sci-fi thrillers at 7. At 7:30, CBC starts off with a three pack of comedy — Just For Laughs, Rick Mercer Report and This Hour Has 22 Minutes. Then at 9 it’s time for must-see TV, the lavish BBC-CBC co-production The Tudors with Jonathan Rhys Meyers as a sexy Henry VIII. Citytv’s Stargate Atlantis at 10 is Vancouver-made.

Wednesday

We’ve talked about the ABC comic fantasy, Pushing Daisies, but it merits mentioning again here in its originating U.S. time slot. It really is a terrific show – a kind of contemporary fairy tale about a meek, mild-mannered baker (Lee Pace) who can bring back the dead … for 60 seconds.

The premise gets a little convoluted after that, but suffice it to say that an excellent cast (including Chi McBride and Broadway stage veterans Swoosie Kurtz, Ellen Greene and Kristin Chenoweth), an over-saturated colour palate and Jim Dale’s soothing voice-over narration help sell it. For how long though is a very valid question.

If you do choose to watch Daisies on Wednesday, that will mean missing my favourite new comedy of the season, and indeed the best new traditional, studio-shot, four-camera sitcom in almost a decade … not surprisingly, combining the best elements of several of those that preceded it.

Fox’s Back to You (also on Global) airs Frasier’s Kelsey Grammer and Everybody Loves Raymond’s Patricia Heaton as uniquely conflicted Pittsburgh news co-anchors, throws in Fred Willard as a comic foil, and places them all in the expert hands of master sitcom director/producer James Burrows. You would literally have to blow up the studio – with all of them inside it – to screw up this one.

This will also mean missing the first half of Kid Nation, the controversial new CBS reality show (also airing on E!) about the creation of a kids-only community, which is either, depending on who’s suing whom, an exploitive, child-endangering sweatshop or the very best summer camp ever.

There are some hard choices to make at 9. Do you check out Joe Mantegna as he takes over the vacated Mandy Patinkin position on CBS’s Criminal Minds? Preface your Thursday-night Grey’s Anatomy fix with a look at its top-loaded spinoff, Private Practice, which in subsequent weeks CTV will air an hour before the U.S. broadcast?

Or do you pass up your second chance of the week to get all giggly over Gossip Girl to kick it with the reinvented Bionic Woman, making her debut on NBC and E! in the form of British actor Michelle Ryan – though frankly, the poor girl is blown off-screen by her evil nemesis, Battlestar Galactica’s Katee Sackhoff.

No matter … as long as you are done and settled in by 10 for my number-one favourite new show of the season, NBC’s Life, in which yet another Brit, Damien Lewis, quite brilliantly portrays an L.A. cop who is jailed for a horrific triple homicide, exonerated and released some 12 years later, at which point he rejoins the force. I know it doesn’t sound like it, but this show is as hysterically funny as it is often harrowingly dramatic.

This will mean missing CSI: New York, and Donald Sutherland, Peter Krause, Jill Clayburgh and Billy Baldwin in the new rich-people scandal soaper, Dirty Sexy Money (which CTV will also air Sundays after Desperate Housewives).

Trust me, it’s worth it. You’ll thank me in the morning.

Canadian content

CBC offers a well-rounded diet of Canadian themes: information (Marketplace at 7:30), comedy (Little Mosque on the Prairie at 8:00) and award winning investigative reporting (the fifth estate at 9). No Opportunity Wasted, inspired by the book by Amazing Race host Phil Keoghan fills the gap at 8:30. TVO’s documentaries on The View From Here at 10 are among TV’s best – premiering Oct. 3 is Girl Inside.

Thursday

No biggie here — basically, just go with what you know.

Those already into NBC’s comedies (Earl, 30 Rock, The Office, Scrubs) aren’t going anywhere else fast, particularly with The Office airing for an hour for four weeks, and Earl for its season premiere.

Those who prefer the more leisurely pace of ABC’s Ugly Betty/Grey’s Anatomy block are naturally going to stay there.

No new shows to cloud the issue ….. okay, one. At 10, on ABC. It’s called Big Shots, and I’m telling you, feel free to miss it. Particularly if you saw the BBC comedy Manchild, which HBO has already tried (and apparently failed) to remake, and which this sad imitation tries to pretend it has never even heard of.

Canadian content

CBC fare includes a new genealogy series Who Do You Think You Are? (7:30 p.m.), The Nature of Things at 8 and the appropriately titled Doc Zone at 9. Showcase counters with Trailer Park Boys and Moose TV and, beginning Oct. 11, the new series Exes and Ohs. CTV has two popular U.S. shows early, ER at 7 and CSI at 8. Citytv has the drama Terminal City at 10.

Fridays

Again, hardly anything new to mess up existing viewing habits — what few new shows there are will only reinforce your current preferences.

Or so Fox would like to believe, still trying to expand its American Idol franchise with the Search for The Next Great American Band at 8, followed by music-biz reality show Nashville (also on Sun TV) at 9.

But you’ll want to skip Nashville anyway, since the 9 o’clock slot is also the new home of last season’s wonderful, if underrated Friday Night Lights on NBC and Global — and now that it actually is on Friday nights, there is no excuse not to watch . . .

Unless you’d prefer Women’s Murder Club on ABC and E!, pretty much the antithesis of Sex and the City, with four gal pal crime professionals — a cop (Angie Harmon) a medical examiner (Paula Newsome), an assistant D.A. (Laura Harris) and a crime reporter (Aubrey Dollar) bonding and banding together in the name of justice.

Me, I’ll be tuned in to Torchwood, the CBC co-produced Doctor Who spinoff about an ambi-sexual alien hunter. This, as opposed to Moonlight, yet another variation on the old vampire cop thing, on at the same time on CBS and CTV.

Canadian content

CBC starts likeably lightly at 7:30 Canadian Antiques Roadshow, Royal Canadian Air Farce. Canadian Geographic seems appropriate for APTN at 8. And TV0 has new episodes of Allan Gregg In Conversation at 10. The new season launches Sept. 28 with an interview with Gore Vidal, followed by Severn Cullis-Suzuki on Oct. 5.

Saturday

Nothing new. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. Same old same old.

Turn off the TV. Go outside. Read a book. Hug your kids.

Canadian content

What else is there but CBC’s venerable Hockey Night In Canada with two games a night. Global has an all-Canadian night of it beginning at 7 with Andromeda, Risk Takers, Painkiller Jane, and Global Currents. CTV has the venerable W-Five at 7 plus, returning on Sept. 29 at 10, the second season of its only scripted Canadian hour drama, Whistler — sort of a Dynasty. And of course, TVOntario’s Saturday Night at the Movies keeps on chugging at 8.

Sunday

Once again, good news, in that nothing here is likely to do much to change the status quo. You like to watch Desperate Housewives and Brothers & Sisters back-to-back? Go ahead. You have my blessing.

Are Medium (NBC midseason), Shark or Law & Order more your cup of tea? Have at it, I say.

Torn between 60 Minutes and Dateline NBC? I’m sorry, I can’t relate. But more power to you.

And just try tearing The Simpsons/Family Guy fans away from the tube during ’toon time on Fox . . . although, if you can, there’s some pretty neat new stuff, like CBC’s Triple Sensation, a new Canadian sort-of Idol show where contestants not only have to sing, but dance and act as well. It’ll air at 8 starting Oct. 7.

Also at 8, the CW has a new family show called Life is Wild, about a New York vet and his blended brood who uproot and move to South Africa.

But don’t under any circumstances tune in to Viva Laughlin on CBS at 8 (or wherever the local E! ends up putting it on its schedule). Even if you loved Blackpool, the British series on which it is ostensibly based. Especially if you loved Blackpool. Or Hugh Jackman. Or if you ever had any feeling at all for Melanie Griffith.

Canadian content

A girl, a horse and lots of turmoil — that’s what you’ll get in the new CBC 7 o’clock family drama Heartland, debuting Oct. 14. Also debuting that same night, Global also has a new series, Da Kink in My Hair, based on trey anthony’s award-winning play. Canadian TV movies and specials like Triple Sensation and The Victor Davis Story fill will two prime CBC hours at 8. You can catch up with all episodes of the Canadian-made Falcon Beach on YTV at 9. CTV has one U.S. series you won’t find on NBC, Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Now on U.S. cable, it returns to CTV Oct. 7 at 7.

Written by Jim Bawden and Rob Salem

NFL Week 3 according to the Milton Pigskin Prognosticator

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Can
Can “Old Man Favre” lead the Packers to a third straight win vs. the underachieving Chargers?

Indianapolis (-6) at Houston
Houston beat Indy at home in week 15 - when wins were still critical to Indy’s playoff standing. Since then Houston has picked up Ahman Green – who should feast on the Colts’ worst ranked rush defence (2006 rankings) and the Texans are on a 4-game winning streak counting their last 2 games of 2006 season. So, like butter, they’re on a roll… Take them to beat the spread baby!
Texans

San Diego (-4.5) at Green Bay
Old Man Favre is “in the groove” having racked up 6 straight regular season wins for the Packers. Meanwhile the Chargers have yet to have a break-out offensive performance this year, scoring only 14 points in each of the first two games this season. Tomlinson has a chance to have a big game against Green Bay, but this game is likely to come down to a field goal in the end, with Favre being the master of game winning drives, especially at home.
Packers

Minnesota at Kansas City (-2.5)
How can a team that has been outscored 40-13 in their first two games be favoured to win this game – I really do not know! Plus Larry Johnson will be trying to rush against the 2006 top ranked rush defense AND the Vikings D is looking on top of their game with 4 sacks, 3 interceptions and 3 forced fumbles in their game last week against Detroit. Take Minnesota to the bank on this one – bet the house if your wife will let you (I know she’s in charge – stop denying it!).
Vikings

Detroit at Philadelphia (-6)
Philadelphia has lost both of their games, while Detroit has surprised everyone with their 2-0 start – especially last week against Minnesota, as the Vikings owned Detroit in their two meetings last season. If Philly is going to throw their hat into the playoff-contender ring, they have to get some wins under their belt. This week is their best chance so far - but if they win, it won’t be by much.
Lions

Buffalo at New England (-16)
New England won by 15 or more points an impressive 6 times last season, including one of their two wins over the Bills. Plus the Patriots have won both their games this season by 24 points per game, versus two teams that are MUCH better than Buffalo (the Jets and Chargers). New England shouldn’t have to cheat by stealing signals to enjoy a cake-walk this coming Sunday – pass the ice cream!!!
Patriots

Miami at N.Y. Jets (-3)
The Jets beat Miami both times last year, but both games were only won by 3 points. The series should be more in Miami’s favour for at least game 1 this year, with QB Pennington questionable to start (missed last week due to injury), the Jets defense making zero big plays last week versus Raven’s back-up QB (no sacks or interceptions) and Trent Green due to have his break-out game for Miami versus the sub-par Jet D. Watch for QB Clemens to struggle in his second NFL start against the tough Miami D.
Dolphins

San Francisco at Pittsburgh (-8.5)
The Steelers have one of the softest schedules to start the season, with their first 4 games against teams with losing records last season. As a result they’ve started strong, outscoring their opponents in the first two weeks by a total of 60 to 10. San Fran has also won their first two games, but against two defensively-challenged opponents. This week they run up against a much better Steeler D that is always ready to show-up at home.
Steelers

Arizona at Baltimore (-7.5)
Watch for Arizona to make a shot at the playoffs this year – they’ve got a great nucleus and their first two games of the season have produced decent results (hung close vs. San Fran and then beat Seattle). Arizona could outright win this game and if not, they’ll at least keep it very close – especially with RB Edgerrin James pounding the ball for them and with Baltimore likely to start their back-up QB for the second straight week.
Cardinals

St. Louis at Tampa Bay (-4)
The Rams have started off this season in neutral, allowing 27 and 17 points to two of the lower ranking offenses in week 1 and 2, and not scoring much with QB Bulger and RB Steven Jackson both looking mediocre at best. Meanwhile the Bucs will be riding the high of last week’s drubbing of their division rival Saints – where their O and D were both in playoff form.
Bucs

Jacksonville at Denver (-3)
Sure Denver is 2-0, but they’ve played two HORRIBLE teams and they won by 1 point vs. Buffalo and by 3 points against the Raiders. Jacksonville will give the Broncos their first real challenge of the season – as long as the Jags’ 4th ranked rush defense can do their job against the 8th ranked Bronco running game, Jacksonville is poised to win outright.
Jags

Cincinnati at Seattle (-3.5)
Two playoff contenders, both coming off week 2 losses – this makes for a good game. Bengals QB Palmer threw an incredible six TD’s last week, while the Seahawks will counter with Hasselback and RB Shaun Alexander. The Bengals will make a game out of this one.
Bengals

Cleveland at Oakland (-3)
Can there really be a “favourite” when two teams that combined for a total of 6 wins last year square-off? I’ll take the team that racked up 51 points last week, I’ll take the RB that ran for 215 yards last week (Jamal Lewis) as he faces the 25th-ranked run defense and I’ll take a nap if I watch more than 2 minutes if this game in one sitting.
Browns

Carolina (-4) at Atlanta
You’ve got to feel bad for those Falcons fans – losing their franchise player Vick due to his illegal & disgusting dog fighting involvement, and then throwing the team up against three Top-10 defences for their first three games of the season. As a result Atlanta just has 10 points scored entering into week 3, with little hope for a better result this week. The Falcons have given up 13 sacks in the first two weeks, so you know QB Harrington has to be fairly shell-shocked at this point – and he’ll be facing a all-star studded D-line this week with Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins and Mike Rucker… That’s going to leave a mark – ouch!
Panthers

N.Y. Giants at Washington (-4)
The Redskin D is looking solid this year, while Giants’ D has given up 45 and 35 points in their first two games. Watch for Washington to ride their 2-0 start with a run and gun romp over the Giants as the ’skins return home for week 3.
Redskins

Dallas at Chicago (-3)
Rex Grossman can throw up some wonderful interceptions, so watch for Dallas to have multiple INT’s, like the 4 they had versus Miami last week. The big match-up in this game is the Chicago D (which have allowed an average of 12 points per game this year) versus the red-hot Dallas offense – which have scored an average of 41 points per game this year, including 37 points against a strong Miami D last week. Dallas will win this game.
Cowboys

Tennessee at New Orleans (-5)
The Titans have had a strong start this season, beating the favoured Jaguars in week 1, and then losing to the heavily favoured Colts by only 2 points last week. The Saints will be glad to be home after two losses on the road, where they were outscored by a total of 72-24, but even some Cajun-style home cooking and some favourable match-ups will not guarantee any success for the Saints based on how they’ve performed in the first two weeks…
Titans

Survivor
(Pick one team to win outright each week, the goal to put together the longest streak of consecutive winning picks, while not able to pick any given team more than once during the season.)
Two weeks in and I’m still surviving, winning with Denver over Buffalo in week 1, and Pittsburgh over Buffalo in week 2. I’ll stop picking on Buffalo this week (even though New England should crush them) and instead pick on another early season team that looks like dirt: the Atlanta Falcons. I’ll pick Carolina to beat the lowly Falcons. Don’t forget that you can’t pick the same team more than once in the season!!!

Now Milton, what do you think?