Archive for July, 2007

Look what’s coming now…

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

The following post is by Mike Cluett. Please visit Mike Cluett’s Milton blog site here:

Town council was told recently by the budget department of Milton that an 8 percent increase in taxes for 2008 and a further increase of 5 percent in 2009 will be needed in order to sustain existing service levels.

8%?? Thats not a small increase now is it? Back in 2007, taxes only went up a minimal 2% but that was just before a municipal election. We are now close to a year into the term and this comes up for discussion…

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One man out, one league in trouble

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

As I was thinking about penning (or keyboarding) some kind of fancy take on the NBA/Tim Donaghy scandal, I read Bill Simmons’ column and thought it was perfect. Call me lazy, but the following post is by Bill Simmons of ESPN.com. His blog page can be found here:

On Friday afternoon in southern California, you could hear the cacophony of frustrated screenwriters pounding their desks in disgust. The Tim Donaghy scandal doubled as the easiest movie pitch ever.

Imagine how simple it would have been to sell that script. A white NBA referee with a gambling problem (Matt Damon) loses too much money to a bookie (Timothy Olyphant) who’s connected with a dangerous family of mobsters (led by head boss Alec Baldwin). One of their muscle guys (Turtle from “Entourage”) threatens to beat up the ref unless he gives them inside information. Which he does. Now they have him. They tell him to start throwing a couple of games or they’ll go after his wife (Evangeline Lilly) and daughter (the little girl from “Little Miss Sunshine”). He agrees to affect the over/under of games by whistling more fouls than usual, which should drive the scores above the over/under because everyone will be shooting more free throws. For a couple of games, it works. Eventually, they want more. Fearing for his life, he crosses the line and helps fix a few outcomes without realizing the mobsters will never say, “All right, we’re good. Nice working with you.”

Meanwhile, a renegade FBI agent (Ryan Gosling) overhears the ref discussing one of the games on a tapped phone line, then gets tipped off by a mob informant (Joe Pantoliano) that they turned an NBA referee. They track the weasel for a solid year, gather all the evidence they need, then break the news to the NBA commissioner (Ron Silver) and his staff that their league has been compromised. It’s too late. Too much damage has been done. The referee resigns, the feds swoop in and that’s that. The movie ends with a sobbing Damon going to jail, Gosling getting promoted and Silver glumly watching the tape of a pivotal playoff game from the previous spring, a horribly officiated game that could have potentially affected the championship … and the sight of that same compromised referee jogging down the court, ready to blow the whistle at a key moment.

The end.

That should have been a movie. Now, it allegedly looks to have happened in real life. If true, it’s the rarest of sports scandals, a shocker that shocked absolutely nobody but might end up becoming more significant than anyone imagines. After the most damaging NBA season in three decades, after a series of deep-rooted problems — almost entirely self-inflicted — that already had everyone concerned about the league’s immediate future, we reached the tipping point with Tim Donaghy.

Guilty or innocent, we will never watch an NBA game the same way. He’s going to hang over everything — every referee, every shaky outcome, every bad call — in ways the average fan doesn’t fully realize yet. Maybe they’ll throw Donaghy in jail, maybe they won’t, but he’ll linger over every court like a black cloud. You’ll hear his name more than you think. You and your buddies will make “that guy looks like he’s pulling a Donaghy!” jokes every time a referee is making calls against your favorite team. Hecklers will gleefully play the Donaghy card after every bad call against the home team. For honest referees still working games, it doesn’t matter what happens from this point on — their collective integrity will always be questioned, their collective track record won’t matter, and that will be that.

So that’s one problem. The second problem is more complex. When news of the scandal broke on Friday, as J.A. Adande pointed out in his column on ESPN.com that day, every diehard NBA fan had the same reaction. They weren’t thinking, “I can’t believe it!” or “Oh my God, how could this happen?” They were thinking, “Which one was it?” This was like finding out that your grandfather who smoked three packs a day for 50 years just came down with lung cancer. It was sad but inevitable. It was only a matter of time. These guys never made enough money (as we learned from the airplane ticket scandal) and struggled at their jobs consistently enough that there was no way to tell the difference between blowing a call and intentionally blowing a call.

More than any other professional league, an NBA referee can directly affect the outcome of every game. We’ve seen it happen time and time again, only we always assumed that the refs in question were working for the best interests of the league, that they were following orders like Luca Brasi (even if there was no definitive proof) — like the guys who worked Game 6 of the Kings-Lakers series in 2002, or Game 7 of the Suns-Sonics series in 1993, or the infamous Hubert Davis Game in 1994. After Dwyane Wade and Miami received some Vince McMahon-level assistance in Games 3 and 4 of the 2006 Finals, I wrote an angry column about the “officiating crisis” (my words) that prompted Mavs owner Mark Cuban (tired of being fined) to post the link on his blog along with the sentence, “I never have to say a word again.” After Dallas squandered that series, Cuban was so traumatized by the officiating that he nearly sold the Mavericks before family and friends talked him out of it.

For anyone who loves the NBA, the officiating has always been the proverbial “elephant in the room.” No league has endured more jokes along the lines of “I’m not sure where the NBA ends and the WWE begins.” Whether it’s because of bad luck, poor training, measly pay or the thanklessness of the profession itself — maybe it’s all of those things — the NBA employs a handful of good referees and an astonishing number of bad ones. In the playoffs, there never seems to be enough quality officials to go around. If that wasn’t bad enough, the league displayed a nasty “habit” (note: I’m using quotation marks because you could never prove anything more than a series of coincidences) of assigning better referees if they needed road teams to prevail (like a marquee team trailing 2-1 and playing Game 4 on the road) and weaker referees if they needed home teams to prevail (because weak referees are more likely to have their calls prejudiced by a raucous home crowd). This “habit” was miraculously cured this past spring, one year after the fallout of the 2006 Finals, when the officiating assignments became noticeably more haphazard and we ended up with just one Game 7 in four rounds. Maybe it was a coincidence, maybe not.

And that’s before factoring in the public’s perception (well-earned, by the way) that superstars receive more favorable calls than nonsuperstars. It’s like Chris Rock’s bit about dad getting the biggest chicken leg at the dinner table — once you reach a certain level in the NBA, the whistles will come. This perpetual leeway allows gifted athletes like Wade, Gilbert Arenas and LeBron James to drive recklessly into traffic in crunch time, knowing they can either score or draw a foul. (Even when Michael Jordan won the ‘98 Finals on what everyone believed was his final shot ever, he famously shoved Utah’s Bryon Russell to the ground before launching that jumper. No whistle.) If anything, LeBron’s pre-2007 game depended on this leeway so much that he was completely ineffective in the 2006 World Championships; he kept bowling his way into the paint and waiting for calls that never came. The international refs almost seemed amused by him. The NBA refs would have been bailing him out.

So when news of the Donaghy scandal broke, everyone’s reaction was the same: “Which one?”

That’s why I had one group of friends frantically organizing a “Who was the crooked ref?” office pool on Friday morning instead of wondering, “How could this happen?” That’s why Stern ignored the FBI’s advice and used such harsh language in his official statement on Friday; nobody understands the gravity of this crisis more than someone who grew up in New York in the ’50s during CCNY’s famous point-shaving scandal. This was his worst nightmare, worse than a repeat of the Artest Melee, worse than a repeat of Kermit Washington’s punch, worse than anything except a terrorist act during an NBA game. Over everything else, David Stern always wanted his fans to feel completely safe when they’re attending games, and he always wanted them to believe that the integrity of the game was intact. Now, they don’t feel that way. At all.

So that’s two significant problems. Problem No. 1 will fade away over time, although it will never completely disappear. Problem No. 2 can be fixed, although it will take some major work. But Problem No. 3 can’t be fixed. If the allegations are true, Tim Donaghy didn’t just violate the integrity of the league and rig some games. There’s a good chance he altered the course of the 2007 championship. Only three teams had a chance last year: Dallas, Phoenix and San Antonio. When Dallas choked against Golden State in the opening round, the NBA’s refusal to fix a broken playoff system came back to haunt it in Round 2, thanks to a Spurs-Suns matchup that suddenly doubled as the NBA Finals. In Game 1, San Antonio stole home-court advantage with a convincing win that everyone remembers because Steve Nash busted his nose open. The Suns rallied back with a blowout win in Game 2. Here’s what I wrote after the third game — the Spurs were favored by four, with an over/under of 200.5 — after San Antonio prevailed, 108-101, thanks to Amare Stoudemire playing just 21 minutes because of foul trouble:

Congratulations to Greg Willard, Tim Donaghy and Eddie F. Rush for giving us the most atrociously officiated game of the playoffs so far: Game 3 of the Suns-Spurs series. Bennett Salvatore, Tom Washington and Violet Palmer must have been outraged that they weren’t involved in this mess. Good golly. Most of the calls favored the Spurs, but I don’t even think the refs were biased — they were so incompetent that there was no rhyme or reason to anything that was happening. Other than the latest call in NBA history (a shooting foul for Manu Ginobili whistled three seconds after the play, when everyone was already running in the other direction), my favorite moment happened near the end, when the game was already over and they called a cheap bump on Bruce Bowen against Nash, so the cameras caught Mike D’Antoni (the most entertaining coach in the league if he’s not getting calls) screaming sarcastically, “Why start now? Why bother?” What a travesty. Not since the cocaine era from 1978-1986 has the league faced a bigger ongoing issue than crappy officiating.

Now …

The Zapruder Film

Follow-up note: A few hours after this column was posted, an NBA fan posted “highlights” from Game 3 on YouTube that reveal Donaghy making a number of questionable calls during that Spurs-Suns game, including the three-seconds-too-late call on Ginobili that I mentioned in my column (and two months ago as well).

After the call is made, play-by-play announcer Mike Breen calls it a “late whistle” three different times, then a replay of the play shows that there was no contact, followed by Breen saying “doesn’t look like there was much there” and partner Jon Barry adding, “I don’t know what he saw!”

Collectively, it’s a damning collection of anti-Phoenix calls, although not all of them were made by Donaghy. Expect the highlights of this game to eventually become the Zapruder Film of the Donaghy Scandal. Sorry, Phoenix fans.

Before the Donaghy scandal broke, if you told me there was a compromised official working a 2007 playoff game and made me guess the game, I would have selected Game 3 of the Spurs-Suns series. There were some jaw-dropping calls throughout, specifically, the aforementioned Ginobili call and Bowen hacking Nash on a no-call drive that ABC replayed from its basket camera (leading to a technical from D’Antoni). Both times, Mike Breen felt obligated to break the unwritten code that play-by-play announcers — don’t challenge calls and openly questioned what had happened. The whole game was strange. Something seemed off about it.

At the time, I assumed the league had given us another “coincidence” where three subpar refs (and calling that crew “subpar” is being kind) were assigned to a Game 3 in which, for the interest of a long series, everyone was better off having the home team prevail … just like I anticipated another “coincidence” in which one of the best referees would work Game 4 to give Phoenix a fair shake in a game that, statistically, they were more likely to win. After all, it’s easier to win Game 4 on the road than Game 3, when the fans are pumped up and the home team is happy to be home. (Which is exactly how it played out. Steve Javie worked Game 4, a guy who Jeff Van Gundy deemed “the best ref in the league” during the Finals. Hmmmm.) Look, this could have been an elaborate series of connected flukes. I’m just telling you that none of it surprised me. Which is part of the problem.

But here’s what I didn’t expect: That a potentially crooked ref was working that game.

Imagine being a Suns fan right now. You just spent the past two months believing that your team got screwed by the Stoudemire/Diaw suspensions, that you would have won Game 1 if Nash didn’t get hurt, that you would have taken Game 3 if you hadn’t been screwed by the officials, that you would have cruised in Game 5 if two of your best guys weren’t suspended for running toward their best player as he lay in a crumpled heap. Now it looks like an allegedly compromised referee worked Game 3.

Well, how much did Donaghy affect the game? How many calls did he whistle on Stoudemire? How many of Bowen’s potential fouls did he not call? Was he the seemingly incompetent schmuck who made that three-seconds-too-late call on Ginobili? Did Tim Donaghy cost you that game?

If David Stern wants to do right by the fans, then he should order NBA TV to rerun the tape of Game 3. We need answers. We need to know for sure. Hell, they can start a series called “NBA Hardwood Classics: The Tim Donaghy Collection” and we’ll spend the rest of the summer combing through games and figuring out how many Donaghy could have fixed. Like Game 6 of the Raptors-Nets series, which New Jersey won by a point in the final seconds. Did he swing that one? What about Game 2 of the Orlando-Detroit series, when the Magic rallied for a late cover in the final seconds with Donaghy jogging around? What about the Heat-Knicks game from last February in which the Knicks were given a 39-8 free-throw advantage and covered a 4.5-point spread by 1.5 points? Did Donaghy call those two technical fouls on the Miami coaches? Is there footage of Pat Riley screaming at him?

Stern promised us that “we would like to assure our fans that no amount of effort, time or personnel is being spared to assist in this investigation.” And really, that’s great. Thank you. But I’d rather see tapes of those games. I want to see all five playoff games that Donaghy worked last spring, as well as that Heat-Knicks game and any other contest that’s relevant. Before we worry about justice, let’s get some answers. Especially for Game 3 of the Spurs-Suns series. I left that series believing that the Spurs were better, that their offensive execution was unparalleled, that Tim Duncan was the best player on the court, that they would have figured out a way to win that series whether the suspensions happened or not. Now? I’m not so sure. What if an allegedly crooked referee hadn’t been working Game 3? What if the Suns won that game? What then?

If you’re a diehard Suns fan, this now becomes the toughest playoff loss in NBA history. You have a legitimate case that you were screwed.

If you’re a diehard NBA fan, you’re horrified but strangely hopeful, because we needed a tipping point to change a stagnant league that was headed in the wrong direction … and maybe this was it.

Look, we already knew the officiating needed to be improved. We knew the NBA needed to solve the problem of nonplayoff teams tanking down the stretch and shelving stars who could have played (and yet continuing to charge fans full price for these games). We knew the NBA needed to solve a lottery system that hasn’t quite worked for 20 years. We knew the NBA needed to solve a screwed-up playoff system that only works when the conferences are perfectly balanced, and more importantly, we knew the league needed to start taking some chances. This is a league that hasn’t swung for the fences with a major change since 1979, when it brought in the 3-point line from the old ABA. For nearly three decades, it has been making cosmetic changes here and there — the draft lottery, zone defenses, hand-checks, the charging semicircle, improved rating systems for officials, flagrant fouls, the leaving-the-bench rule, the dress code — while continually ignoring the bigger picture.

What’s the big picture? Well, the regular season is effectively meaningless. Contenders can only improve to a point because of the luxury tax, so everyone searches for that same half-assed “we want to contend for a title, but we don’t want to lose $20 million this season” competitive zone that leads to deals like Kurt Thomas and two first-round picks for a second-round pick, and another 2006 trade deadline in which the biggest move involved Anthony Johnson. Fan interest peaks at three points — at the start of the season, at the start of the first round of the playoffs, and right before the draft — and dips at every other point. For seven of the past 10 seasons, the best two teams in the league played before the Finals — which seems so incredibly shortsighted, I can’t even begin to fathom how it’s allowed to continue. And worst of all, when an NBA official was accused of fixing games, the prevailing reaction was “Which one?”

So yeah, they could make a movie about Tim Donaghy’s story. And they probably will. Let’s just hope we’re not watching a documentary about the death of the NBA some day, because we’re headed that way. Wake up, fellas. Rome is burning.

Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book “Now I Can Die In Peace” is available in paperback.

What’s there to debate?

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

The following post is by Mike Cluett. Please visit Mike Cluett’s Milton blog site here:

I almost have to laugh every time I turn on the news and hear about Toronto’s woes and their pending tax increase plan.

For those who haven’t heard, Toronto Mayor David Miller is pushing for a “TORONTO TAX” on the sale of homes and cars in the Toronto area. He feels this increase in revenue is needed in order to fix the financial mess the city has now found itself in.

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Milton Sports Guy Baseball Blog: All-Star Canada Bashing

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

I haven’t done a baseball blog as of yet – I’ve been focussed on the NHL for far too long now thanks to intriguing stories like:

    - Gary Bettman’s blatant blocking of the Predators’ sale and pending move to the most lucrative hockey market in the world

    - The Leafs’ usual questionable offseason moves

    - and back to Bettman again with his failure to link the performance of the Canadian dollar to NHL revenues, which has sent the salary cap rocketing up, creating this year’s “free agent frenzy” and shutting out the smaller markets taking the league back to it’s pre-lockout days.

The aforementioned stories have been worth writing about, but good ‘ol baseball has taken a back seat. Today, all of that will change.

After actually sitting down and watching the MLB Home Run Derby and All-Star Game last week, I have a few thoughts (better late than never).

Even without the Expos, there’s still room to bash Canada

Ex-Expo Vlad Guerrero and current Jay rising star Alex Rios gave the announcing trio of Chris Berman, Joe Morgan and a third guy (I gotta find out who it was…) plenty of opportunity for some good, old-fashioned Canada-bashing (ok, it was pretty mild and not done in a hurtful way, but some of the comments just had me shaking my head).

I don’t have a problem with Berman, other than his patented ‘backbackbackbackback…’ calls for three hours straight during the yearly Home Run Derby. This guy’s act is tired – the expiration date on his brand of sports humour and obnoxious play-by-play calling was about 5 years ago. Morgan wasn’t too bad either, but ‘the third guy’ had me wanting to reach into my TV to apply a chokehold on more than a few occasions….

First of all, Alex Rios steps to the plate to comments like: “I don’t really know anything about this guy – he plays in Canada.” Yep, he plays somewhere in Canada. That somewhere is actually North America’s 5th largest metro market, but I wouldn’t expect anyone at ESPN, broadcasters or ex-athletes aside, to know that.

Granted, Rios isn’t even really a household name here and was a last-minute replacement for the Derby, but he’s definitely a rising star – currently the Jays home run leader and remember, before a staph infection cut his season in half, he was actually selected to last year’s All-Star Game as well. These guys are supposed to be baseball experts right? ESPN touts itself as the world’s sports leader, but I guess it’s too much to ask to get some guys in the booth who are on top of EVERY player at the All-Star Game. It also seems as if it’s too much to ask for the producers to maybe brief said chuckleheads on some of the less-popular players at the event to avoid having them coming across like incompetent boobs. Oops. Swing and a miss.

Even though he only hit 2 homers in the final, it was definitely satisfying to watch the sweet-swinging Rios soar past the competition, hitting the most homers of any round that night in the semi-finals. It was enjoyable watching the rest of ESPN’s “experts” scramble to come up with things to say before each round as Rios kept moving on…. Topic for another day: the Derby is cool, but let’s shorten it and make it more of a ‘game’ where guys face off against each other in ‘innings’ which end with three outs (non-home runs), so guys aren’t hitting 2 homers in the final because their arms are ready to fall off.

The dumping on our fine nation by ESPN didn’t stop there. During one of Guerrero’s appearances, the now famous ‘third guy’ made some more ‘observations’:

First, it was the usual statement about Guerrero – the congratulatory one about how great it is he’s ‘out of Canada’ so he’s finally getting the exposure his talent deserves. Again, real baseball experts and fans knew this guy was a stud in Montreal. I’m sure he appeared on ESPN highlight packages most nights during his Expo tenure, either swatting long balls or gunning guys out at third or home from right field with his cannonating (thanks Danny Gallivan - I couldn’t think of a better word) arm. He may not have played on ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball or FOX’s Saturday Game of the Week, but most of America was well-aware of who he was. He’s been in more than a few All-Star Games as well….

That comment was followed up by another, something like “at least he got out of Canada before that turf killed his knees like it did to Andre Dawson.”

Another beauty.

No mention of “Montreal”. All the turf in Canada is bad I guess. Again, the baseball ‘experts’ couldn’t be expected to stretch their memories all the way back to 2004, the Expos last season north of the border. Were they playing on turf? Yes. Astro-turf? No. FieldTurf had been installed for the last two seasons at the Big O, and unless they planned to rip it out and put the old asphalt parking lot stuff back in, that’s the surface Vlad would have been playing on had MLB (yes, remember the Expos were dismantled -er, I mean “owned” by Bud Selig and Major League Baseball) not let him walk as a free agent to sign with the Angels. They couldn’t even bother to engineer at least a one-sided trade where they got back a cracked batting helmet, some snuff and a couple of rosin bags for him - but I digress… Is FieldTurf as soft as grass? Probably not – but it’s close. You’re not going to see it cut down careers like it did with Dawson and other players during the 70’s and 80’s. Vlad would have been fine. Hey, if FIFA has approved field turf as a suitable surface for the Under-20 World Cup of Soccer games at BMO Field in Toronto and Frank Clair Stadium in Ottawa, then it can’t be too bad.

But again, good for Vlad – he’s finally ‘out of Canada.’

I wondered if maybe some producer would sneak up behind the astute broadcast team and maybe give them the tap on the shoulder reminding them that Ted Rogers was paying his hard-earned cash to beam their broadcast to a national audience all across the Great White North on Rogers Sportsnet…

Nah, I don’t think they cared.

That was Monday night. Tuesday, I settled in to watch the All-Star Game itself, forgetting about the arduous process of having to introduce all 475 players, pay tribute to the host city’s legendary player of yesteryear and perform two national anthems. All of this meant after starting their broadcast at 8:00pm, FOX was looking at the first pitch occurring somewhere around 11:45. A little less than ideal for us East Coasters with families who work. I guess as long as you have something to prop your eyes open with by the fifth inning, it’s not that bad. I’m sure I’ll be writing again on this topic in October, when MLB playoff games routinely run into the wee hours. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have to find out the final score of a baseball playoff contest the next morning. Anyway, time to get the toothpicks…

After the player introductions and the most uncomfortable moment of the night where Willie Mays ran in from centre field followed awkwardly by his scorned God son, Barry Bonds, it was time for the national anthems…

Major U.S. sporting events that are forced to play ‘O Canada’ make me laugh. It’s always entertaining to see which washed up or over-exposed Canadian act they send out there (under strict orders to keep the anthem ’short and sweet’ I’m sure). This is always followed up by a ridiculous, over-the-top rendition of ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ by [insert bloated, flavour-of-the-month American pop star here], which is extended in length by 5 or 6 minutes and with an intro that is morphed with some kind of soul, R & B or gospel tune, transforming it into a painful, barely recognizable version of the anthem we thought we knew combined with maybe some fireworks or a military fly-by thrown in just in case the aforementioned wasn’t enough to glorify the mighty U.S. flag (This reminds me of yet another topic: ‘why anthems before sporting events should be banned’, but that’s for another day).

Anyways, the All-Star Game followed right along with the formula, but this time, we (Canada that is) weren’t even provided the opportunity of having a singer or artist perform. Out trots the San Francisco Symphony to ‘play’ O Canada. They do a fine, tidy job, but having the anthem belted out on instruments just doesn’t have half the flair of even stooping to the likes Celine Dion, Bryan Adams the Barenaked Ladies or God forbid, Nickelback. They did a good job. Nothing fancy, but I guess with only 1 of 30 teams north of the 49th, it’s not worth the effort or coin calling in any kind of big name celebrity, 10 years past their prime or not.

As Chris Isaak prepared to sing The Star Spangled Banner (precluded by some kind of Marvin Gaye-style intro), they flashed to a couple of jets beginning their approach to the bay area, ready to crash through the skies above the stadium upon the anthem’s conclusion creating the usual forced dramatic finish Yanks have come to expect from these kind of events….

I had to leave the room at that point. Maybe the San Francisco Symphony wasn’t so bad after all.

Ahhh, god bless our neighbours to the south.

Oh yeah - who was the ‘third guy in the booth’ you ask? Just a second, let me look it up.

Actually, check that. If ‘third guy’ couldn’t make the effort to know who Alex Rios was, or try to avoid spewing his ignorant, blanket comments about Canada, then why should I take the time to look up who he actually was?

Nevermind. Just some fat, overpaid, pantload, ex-athlete, that’s who (please pardon the generalization, won’t you).

What was LaRussa thinking?

Ok, so onto the game now. By the time the ninth inning rolls around, I’m barely hanging on (see earlier comment about the delayed start time). But finally, some suspense! With the AL leading by a run, the NL loads the bases with two out and the Phillies’ Aaron Rowand striding to the plate.

No offense to Rowand, but surely he’ll be pinch hit for, as the announcers comment on the fact that the only National-leaguer available on the bench is in fact, Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols. He’s struggled this year, but is still one of the most feared clutch hitters in the game, and hey, with home field advantage on the line and the NL trying to avoid extending their 9-game All-Star winless streak, the decision is obvious.

So what does Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa do? He inexplicably leaves Pujols on the bench and Rowand hits a lazy fly ball off Angels’ closer Francisco Rodriguez to end the game.

Huh?

“Sunglasses at night” LaRussa, one of the great tactical baseball minds (if you don’t believe me, just ask him) leaves Pujols on the bench?? Did that just happen?

Later on, LaRussa explained that in case the game went to extra innnings, he needed to save the versatile Pujols (who can play many positions). Um, Tony - rule number one: you have to GET to extra innings first… My philosophy is that you pull out all the stops and do everything it takes to tie the game up - then worry about shuffling your lineup for extra innings. Besides, with Pujols up, bases loaded and two outs, a single at the very least probably scores two runs and the game is over - planning for extra innings becomes inconsequential.

Also factor this in as well: the entertainment value.

Bud Selig should have thrown the main power switch to AT&T Park to give himself time to scurry down to the NL dugout to FORCE LaRussa to pinch hit Pujols. Yes, the situation was already dramatic, but replacing Rowand with Pujols would have multiplied the drama quotient exponentially. I know major league managers don’t think about the fans, but come on - throw us a frikken’ bone. EVERYONE was hoping Pujols would get the call…

And one more thing: LaRussa manages Pujols. With the defending World Series Champions struggling but still within striking distance of the inexperienced Brewers in the NL Central, LaRussa needed to make sure his go-to guy had a ‘happy-happy-joy-joy’ All-Star experience. Pujols hinted afterwards that he was none too pleased with LaRussa’s decision, and even though they kissed and made up afterwards, you know it was just PR. He didn’t get him into the game until the 9th inning, which was bad enough - and then he doesn’t even give him the chance for the game-tying/winning hit, which is the one thing that could cheer up any coddled superstar in that same position? Not only because of baseball strategy was it a mistake, but LaRussa probably just “lost” his team’s most valuable player and in turn, the Cardinals chances this year.

My theory: LaRussa makes these weird decisions from time to time. Just ask my buddy Capper - a die-hard Cardinals fan. He’s always bemoaning LaRussa’s managing decisions - usually it’s leaving a pitcher in for two or three innings longer than they should as their ERA rises like my Mom’s yorkshire pudding. I think he does these things in an attempt to show the world his ‘baseball genius’ by going against the grain. He’s probably had his ego stroked several times over his managerial career from going with these kind of ‘hunch’ moves… Imagine the praise that would have been heaped on him in the post game presser if he leaves Rowand in and he wins the game. If Pujols wins it, it’s all about how great Albert is. If Rowand wins it, it was a great move (or non-move) by the manager.

Good stuff LaRussa. Now, if my beloved San Diego Padres (yes, the Padres are my team - long story for another blog), currently battling for first overall in the NL, make the World Series and get to the point where they’re facing a deciding game six and seven in some hostile AL city like New York or Boston, I’ll be thinking of you….

Should Councillors be able to vote themselves a pay increase?

Friday, July 6th, 2007

The following post is by Mike Cluett. Please visit Mike Cluett’s Milton blog site here:

Councillors Pay Increase

I just wanted to preface this with a statement. I am in favour of paying our politicians well for the work they do. I have no qualms with the amount of the pay increase recently approved by the Milton town council. I do however, have a problem with the way it’s done.

A councillor should not be able to vote themselves a pay increase. They do vote on all budget matters but this current council should not benefit from this decision. When it comes to pay increases we should have these decisions made effective the date the NEXT council is elected…

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Free Agent Frenzy Day comes and goes

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

If TSN can have an all-day show as well as a pre-show show for NHL Free Agent Frenzy (as they’ve so cleverly coined it), then it must be worth chiming in with some thoughts…

After hammering the Leafs for some of their earlier moves, I didn’t mind the Jason Blake signing, even for five years (I actually didn’t mind the Toskala pickup – I was just questioning the fact that important high draft picks which are badly needed were given up AND it just reeked of a panic move, in which JFJ felt he needed to “correct” the Raycroft acquisition, which I’ve been ripping for over a year now…).

If they were in rebuilding mode (which they should be), then it’s a brutal move, but hell, they’ve shown that rebuilding definitely isn’t part of the long-term plan, so I guess it’s ok. They got the best second-tier free agent available after the big boys signed with predictable clubs and I guess it gives them the chance to “win now” - which means a chance to make the playoffs, basically.

Now let’s hope Blake gets some time flanking Sundin. Coming off a 40-goal campaign, it seems like the right thing to do. I don’t even know how long I’ve been screaming at the Leafs to acquire someone even remotely comparable to Sundin’s talent level for him to play with (I won’t go through the list now – I’ll save that for when Mats hangs ‘em up with hundreds of points less than what he should have had in his career thanks to his time spent in Toronto wasting time playing with a series of ham ‘n eggers on his lines, under Pat Quinn’s questionable coaching and of course, what I’ve coined as the “Dead Puck Era” of the NHL: 1995-200?). Blake isn’t the answer, but he’s close. He can bury the biscuit and he won’t shy away from the corners, which is sure to be appreciated around these parts. Put him out there with Tucker and McCabe, and you’ve also got the beginnings of an all-star squad of yappers as well…

How will this work out for the Leafs? Well, they’re probably looking at another dogfight for 8th in the East, but “Free Agent Frenzy” day saw some of their Eastern rivals move both up and down the depth charts.

First, let’s start with the hated Flyers. Did I mention I hate this club/franchise/city? I have to give GM Paul Holmgren credit: he was there on Nashville’s front porch first in line waiting for the fire sale to begin, allowing him to get Hartnell and Timmonen in exchange for hockey tape and a used mouthgard; then, armed with a suitcase of Ed Snider’s hard-earned cash, he snapped up Daniel Briere. With Flyer fans doing cartwheels through the streets, he followed up those bold moves by sending Joni Pitkanen to the Oilers for defensive pillar Jason Smith and Joffrey Lupul, who struggled mightily last year, but has some SERIOUS upside. I said I hate the Flyers, right?

This is EXACTLY why I wanted the Leafs to start shedding contracts over the last couple of years. Philly took it on the chin and were a laughingstock for a year, but now they’ll probably be challenging for first overall in the East with this revamped roster. If you’re Florida, Nashville, Long Island, Phoenix, Washington etc., rebuilding from scratch can be a crap shoot – but cities like Philadelphia, New York, Toronto, Detroit have an advantage in that they’re hockey cities – as long as they draft well (a big if), these teams will always be able to fill the final few holes with free agents. Cold weather? Not an issue. Yes, I’m sure some players see the advantages in being able to hit a round of golf on a gameday in January, but most won’t even flinch at playing in a cold-weather city. These guys aren’t the spoiled babies that are NBA players…

Anyhoo, this is my point with the Leafs – I could have sat through one or two “lean” years if it meant icing a kick ass team for years to come afterwards…. Instead, we’ve got an 8th-11th place club for the foreseeable future. And, if the Leafs somehow squeak into the playoffs, they’ll be dispatched quickly, no doubt. The Flyers? After the league put the collective boots to them last year (I savoured the Leafs 4-0 record vs. them – I just knew it would be short-lived), they’ve now got a great up-and-coming team with some of their own prospects ready to bloom, the young guys from Nashville entering their prime, and a veteran leader on D in Smith and up front now in Gagne. Pardon me while I throw up.

With Drury and Gomez heading to Broadway and Ryan Smyth headed to the Avs, my only other thought on “Free Agent Frenzy” is that the rich are getting richer… It suddenly feels as if it’s 1998 again… Wasn’t the whole lockout/salary cap thing a way to try to level the playing field?? If you look at the last few cup winners and some of the best teams from last year (namely Ottawa, Buffalo), I’d say it was working. But out of nowhere, the cap number keeps growing by leaps and bounds every year, which has suddenly allowed the big markets to snap up the big guns. As much as I hate the Sabres, you have to feel for them being on the cusp of greatness and suddenly losing their two biggest studs…

We’ll have to see how the two big signings work out for the Rangers – where historically, they have been the club where big-name free agents have decided to flee to and never be heard from again… The question I want to ask however, is how the NHL can justify increasing the cap figure each year by such a substantial amount. A million or two per team, maybe, but we’ve seen it jump from 39, to 44 (or 45?), now to over 50. I realize it’s tied to revenues, but we know they’re making a big fat nothing from NBC, and the other TV deals (Versus, CBC, TSN) are still the same (correct me if I’m wrong). I don’t recall any big deal being announced or signed recently which would mean a big infusion of cash for the league either… Help me out with this one folks – and don’t tell me they’re selling a lot of Crosby and Ovechkin jerseys in China or Japan.

The conspiracy theorist in me will now state the obvious: after the Cup has been paraded around in cities like Tampa Bay, Raleigh and Anaheim in the last three years, methinks the NHL would like to start seeing some major U.S. markets back in the hunt (this means you Philly, NY, Chicago and LA), and by raising the cap and pricing the smaller markets out of “Free Agent Frenzy 2007”, they may be well on the way to doing this. The problem is, you still have to play the games…

After all the smoke clears next year after 82 games, a month-and-a-half of playoffs and the NHL’s efforts to bolster the large U.S. markets, wouldn’t it be ironic if we faced off with yet another small-market Stanley Cup final?

This is the way these things seem to work out for the embattled Mr. Bettman these days… If his track record continues as it has over the last decade, say hello to a Buffalo/Calgary Stanley Cup final.

Chew on that one, Gary!

Stagfest 2007 Diary: What happens in Halifax, stays in Halifax

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Part 1: Prologue and the Journey East

What is this “Stagfest 2007” you ask? Ok, I’m going to do a quick background on this before moving ahead with the diary (if you’re thinking “this may be a good blog to skip”, you’re probably right – I just thought it would make for an interesting writing project –more interesting for me, that is).

The last of my buddies (a group of six of us, originally from an area centered around the town of Thamesford between Woodstock and London, who have grown up together) is getting married this summer. We’ve been waiting for BrotherShayne (also to be referred to as “BroEss”, or just “Ess”) to get hitched (nicknames only will be used to protect the identities of my friends - I don’t want this blog being used as evidence in a court of law). The rest of us stiffs were married off between the years 2000-2002, so we’ve known for awhile that whenever BroEss decided to get off his arse and take the plunge would mean it would be our opportunity for the ‘last hurrah’ so to speak.

What made things more complicated was the fact that BroEss decided to leave the fruitful lands of his parents’ ranch in the Greater Tillsonburg Area and journey out east to Halifax to shack up with his then girlfriend, now fiancée. Maybe this was a blessing in disguise… The rest of the gang, with families of our own and maybe a little tight for cash, knew that affording one last, big stag to somewhere like say, Vegas, although very much desirable, would be difficult. A trek to Halifax however (admittedly much less sexy than Vegas) would provide us the opportunity for one last road trip at a more reasonable cost. Painful? Yes. 17-18 hours jammed in a vehicle with 3-4 other smelly guys isn’t ideal, but it would be an adventure for us, and the chance for Ess to see his boyz on his turf for once.

BroEss announced his engagement in the summer of 06, prompting the introductory Stagfest 2007 email from Mackdaddy the following Monday. The event has been in the works for a year now. The July 1st Canada Day weekend would be Stagfest 2007, followed by the wedding back in Tillsonburg on the August long weekend.

On an unfortunate note: in the final week before the journey was to begin, Capper’s dad was suddenly scheduled to have surgery to remove a tumour from his bladder. “Big Al” had kind of been our surrogate dad during high school, when Capper’s household in Thamesford around the corner from mine, became our central hub. I’m not sure why it became our home base, but nonetheless, Big Al was always there to put up with the constant coming and going of teenagers…

Capper wanted to be there for his dad after the surgery and we couldn’t blame him. You can’t control when these things happen in life, so we understood his decision. The rest of us would carry on. It wouldn’t be easy a man down, but we would push through. Okay, okay, I’m not sure how this negatively impacted the rest of us, besides not having one of the boyz there with us, so maybe I’m being a little overdramatic from our point of view, but it still felt a bit like getting ready for the World Cup final with one of our clutch guys red-carded in the semi-final. On a positive note, at departure time, Big Al was doing well after what was deemed a successful surgery.

The last week (4 days leading up to our departure on Thursday, June 28) was spent emailing out the final reminders and itinerary. Finally, here we were, D-day:

Thursday, 5:48 pm
I arrive home after the GO Train delayed my wife’s arrival by 15 minutes. Damn you, GO Transit! Damn you! The guys have been waiting patiently for almost 20 minutes at my place and I am reprimanded appropriately.

6:11 pm
Wedding band: check. (the last Stagfest road trip was to Montreal where I made the ill-fated mistake of forgetting my wedding band at home. I’ve been hearing about this from my wife, buddies and random kids on the street for 5 years. That blunder was legendary.)

I check my finger again as I relive the magnitude of that oversight.

Wedding band: check.

6:12 pm
I’m packed up. Lock and load – Stagfest 2007 is officially underway as we pull away from my house.

6:13 pm
I run back inside to pick up the portable DVD player which Mackdaddy has been insisting MUST be brought along. After all, he did bring the headphone splitter so two of us could cuddle in the back seat and share a flick….

6:28 pm
It takes us 15 minutes to get from Laurier and Thompson to the 401 on ramp at James Snow Parkway after waiting in gridlock traffic along Thompson thanks to two trains crossing, and then a backup at the Main/Thompson intersection. I say let’s beat that dead horse a little more – great #@%$ urban planning, Milton. Can we just get that underpass on Thompson finished or maybe another #@$% lane added?!? Holy hell. Driving in Milton (they don’t call us ‘Canada’s fastest growing city’ for nothing *sarcasm*) at rush hour has become a nightmare.

6:29 pm
Stagfest 2007 almost comes to a halt after our vehicle narrowly misses suffering severe damage turning left onto James Snow from Main. The rocket scientists working on road repairs here have left the area resembling a patch of rocky desert in Nevada which has dropped about a foot-and-a-half lower than the paved section of road. My buddies make more comments about Milton and I have no defence. Screw it – I join in as well. I recite the well-known list of blunders the Town of Milton has made in it’s urban expansion process.

6:45pm
The word ‘porn’ is uttered for the first time on Stagfest 2007.

7:38pm
We run into our first traffic jam of Stagfest 2007 (outside of Milton) thanks to JD’s decision to connect to the 401 at Westney Rd. Please let us get through the GTA without the car coming to a physical stop on the highway… Please…

8:02 pm
The first long, silent pause of the trip. We just ran out of things to talk about. My iPod is promptly fired up and my ‘Stagfest 2007′ playlist begins. 1.5 days worth of music - 460 songs approximately. That, and some good Coast to Coast AM episodes for late night driving, and we’re set!

9:15 pm
Our first stop for Tim Horton’s coffee just west of Kingston. I’m a little freaked out because this service centre has the same design as the one on the 401 between Ingersoll and Woodstock. It’s identical. It’s making me feel like we’ve traveled the wrong way for the last three hours…

9:43 pm
We throw the football around a bit in the parking lot. Only one car is hit, surprisingly. We leave quickly on account of being suddenly attacked relentlessly by bloodthirsty mosquitoes. I also got buzzed in the ear by a bird-sized bee. What the hell is going on with the insects in Eastern Ontario? It’s either a sign of the apocalypse or time to get back on the road. Three hours down and fifteen to go. Who’s effing idea was it to drive to Halifax?

Friday 12:23 am
We make it through Montreal successfully without hitting any traffic jams, bars or strip clubs.

2:03 am
I take over the driving reins from Dave at Quebec City for the undesirable stretch of freeway ending at Rivière-du-Loup. I start the first Coast to Coast AM podcast of Stagfest 2007, an Art Bell show from last Saturday on peak oil and military scenarios between the US and Iran and the US and Mexico. Not one of the better shows, but it helps to pass the time…

3:24 am
JD and I notice the sun is starting to come up over the Eastern horizon as T-Bone and Steve saw logs in the backseat.

4:24 am
My shift comes to an end with me struggling to keep my eyelids open and my face off the steering wheel. T-Bone takes over for the next stretch from Quebec through New Brunswick…

8:10 am (now on Atlantic time)
We pull into a Smitty’s in Woodstock, New Brunswick for breakfast. I order the over-priced Western Skillet because I’m damn hungry. I overlook the part that said ‘hollandaise sauce.’

8:12 am
CNN reports that Greg Oden went #1 in the NBA draft (because Portland didn’t have the balls to pick the better long-term player and the one who fits better with their current roster, Kevin Durant), and that Frank Thomas nailed his 500th homer yesterday for the Jays in a losing effort in Minneapolis.

8:33 am
The guys inform me that the ‘melted cheese’ on my skillet is in actual fact, hollandaise sauce. I’ve never had hollandaise sauce, so I dive in.

8:34 am
Hollandaise Sauce 1, me 0. I realize I’m going to pay for the decision to go with the hollaindaise sauce.

9:46 am
My body is working feverishly on an exit strategy for the Smitty’s skillet…

9:58 am
We stop at an Irving rest stop. Irving owns everything out here. You’d think the province was called Irving given the frequency at which the logo keeps popping up around every corner… I can see a day when every child born in the Maritimes has a big Irving logo tattooed across their chest or forehead (the last sentence uses the literary technique known as: “foreshadowing”).

10:01 am
Exit strategy executed successfully.

10:09 am
JD utters the phrase ‘I played with it a lot when I first got it.’ He’s talking about his iPod, but nonetheless, we bust his chops and have a chuckle.

12:12 pm
We cross over into Nova Scotia and insert the CD BroEss mailed to Mackdaddy ahead of time entitled: “Welcome to Nova Scotia: No Anne Murray, no Rita McNeil, no Great Big Sea”. In typical BroEss fashion, we’ve just finished rockin’ out to the likes of Sloan, Joel Plaskett (or Thrush Hermit?) and some Nova Scotia-themed rap tune. So far, so good – thanks buddy.

12:51 pm
Ahhh, here it is: “Natural Disaster” by Joel Plaskett. Thanks Ess.

1:32 pm
We roll into Halifax and make our way downtown. The amount of siding seen on buildings and houses in the city is duly noted.

2:12 pm
We check into our suite at the Radisson in downtown Halifax. The pull-out couch was supposed to have been occupied by the two last-place finishers in this year’s hockey pool, which were BroEss and Capper. With Capper sleeping safely with his wife at home in Oakville tonight, I’m unsure as to how the sleeping arrangements will play out. Add copious amounts of alcohol to that equation and who the hell knows who will end up where…

2:16 pm
T-Bone’s laptop is fired up, wireless connection established. After checking my email and the traffic on MiltonSearch.com, I email BroEss at work in Halifax. I explain that I’ve been left in Truro by the idiots and how far is Halifax and how should I get there. I also throw in something about being offered a ride by a three-legged pirate.

2:24 pm
BroEss fires off an email response for the ages: “Watch out for 3-legged pirates - don’t touch their hornpipe, or you might get it in the bung-hole, you filthy bilge-rat!”

2:58 pm
Mackdaddy and I hit the streets of Halifax to explore the harbour and pick up a few things while T-Bone and JD pass out for awhile before we’re scheduled to meet up with BroEss and his fiancée for dinner. Our immediate and most shocking observation: traffic stops for pedestrians here. Readers living in the GTA will absolutely not believe this. I have no way to back up my statement - you just have to trust me on this.

You stayed awake and read this far? Watch for the next installment of the Stagfest 2007 Diary: What happens in Halifax, stays in Halifax. Part Two: The Fun Begins coming soon!